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"Potong Zaka"

Thursday, November 26, 2009 - - 0 Comments

"Potong Zaka"



Di suatu petang di kedai kopi simpang 2...

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila? lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo…
Apek: err … saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh…. manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah… dia punya performance tadak bagut… manyak cinang semputloh …
Ali: Cehh… apek, lu apa cerita… saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem… bini saya manyak puas woo…
Apek: Lu mini puas sama? itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh… lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: err… lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha … saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: Tiu nia ma… lu jangan main2 haa… mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni…nah tengok (opens his trousers).
Apek: Chee sin punya olang…..gua tanya baik2 … lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis… lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau… Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car… potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya… apek… lain kali lu sebut betul2 la….kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la….. Proton Saga……..lah
Apek : haiya..wa salah cakap ka,lu salah lengar??pasat lu..wa manyak suwey ali ni..tengok lu punya "zaka"..haiyaa..
Ali : @!#$%^%&



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